H2B - Hard to Believe
The Wright Brother tested the first aeroplane in a wind tunnel before flying it.
Air-filled tyres were used on bicycles before they were used on motorcars.
A dog was the first in space and a sheep, a duck and a rooster the first to fly in a hot air balloon. A dog was the first to parachute
Traffic lights were used before the advent of the motorcar.
Traffic jams are nothing new. In 45 BC, Rome banned all vehicles from within the city - and in other cities vehicles, including horses, were allowed only at night... because of traffic jams.
In ancient China, the nose of a criminal who attacked travellers was cut off
In 1913, the Russian Airline became the first to introduce a toilet on board
The fewest aeroplane passengers killed in one year was 1 in 1993 and the most was 583 in 1977 when two Boeing 747s collided on the runway at Los Rodeos airport, Tenerife, the Canary Islands.
The first train reached a top speed of only 8 km/h (5 mph).
Air-filled tyres were used on bicycles before they were used on motorcars.
A dog was the first in space and a sheep, a duck and a rooster the first to fly in a hot air balloon. A dog was the first to parachute
Traffic lights were used before the advent of the motorcar.
Traffic jams are nothing new. In 45 BC, Rome banned all vehicles from within the city - and in other cities vehicles, including horses, were allowed only at night... because of traffic jams.
In ancient China, the nose of a criminal who attacked travellers was cut off
In 1913, the Russian Airline became the first to introduce a toilet on board
The fewest aeroplane passengers killed in one year was 1 in 1993 and the most was 583 in 1977 when two Boeing 747s collided on the runway at Los Rodeos airport, Tenerife, the Canary Islands.
The first train reached a top speed of only 8 km/h (5 mph).
Diary of Dreams - I drive an average not so expensive ...........
Today’s dream so fresh and so hot :-}
Its 3 in the morning
I drive an average not so expensive but stylish car I am a 6 footer not so fair always with stubbles but very handsome any one will have a second look any one who sees me would consider me as a guy with not so friendly attitude actually it’s the opposite.
I live a life in a very shady neighbourhood. I work from home a computer geek and extremely good at interacting and making friends. I walk every day morning to get cigarette though I could buy a pack and save it at home.
One day as I was walking casually being myself dressed in a blue jean and white T shirt my favourite costume and colour. I saw a girl standing in one of the houses there in the car park no car was parked there and for sure she is new to our neighbourhood and may be a new tenant. She was talking in her phone smiling and she was dressed in a nightwear which was light blue in colour, her eyes were pale and she was a hazel eyed person I would not explain her as beautiful but I felt something unusual about her normally I would not fall for a beautiful girl or definitely will not give even a second look if a girl considers herself an “angel on streets” this one was so different she was Ms.Cool and was so natural. I was excitingly sure that it was not her lover she was talking to; I do not know how I knew that.
Her looks as I recall she had a small bun of hair tied high on the back it was light brown in colour, long neck good complexion, high cheek bones, and totally thin face with a prominent jaw line she reminded me of Angelina Jolie in the movie ‘Salt’ after the long chase scene. She had no hear rings she had her right wrist tied with white band aid and that is it I am able to recall or I was able to absorb rest was behind the compound wall and hardly it was minutes that I went past her.
I got my cigarettes and with complete confidence that I am going to see her I walked back but in vain I slowed down to get a glimpse but no notice.
The same evening there were so many modern motorcycles parked outside her gate I was so curious to know who she was; I walked by a couple of times and there was lot of guys and girls with wine glasses in hand occasionally coming out to throw the cigarette butt with loud ending statements in good English.
The next feeling was I was sitting inside her house averagely furnished but neat she came out I got myself introduced and she was looking even more pale and weak. She asked me to join her and that she would introduce me to her group of friends and it seemed she stays there with her sister and nobody else.
That day evening we all were sitting in a common place under a huge tree it was very cold, appeared like a hill station we all took turns to talk at no point the group was silent and all were genuinely interested in the other. After many failed attempts to talk I started talking about a recent love affair I had had on which I proposed a girl; I also mentioned tall guys could be easily misunderstood as if they are showing off, whereas short once to show there macho image or carry them hot has to put their shoulders back walk with their butt pushed back and everyone laughed as I enacted; even she had a slight smile just behind her I saw a stern face staring ; he was a short person I generally apologised for having insulted and mentioned ‘nothing personal’. She has fallen for me maybe that is what I felt.
I was in her house later someday lighting a smoke she was unwell her sister came out and was talking with me her sister was stunning that was the general comment, I did not look at her that way she seemed to be a pretty girl very fair and polite to me.
Overall I was able to understand there was something untold to me that everyone in the group knows. One day when I rushed in to her house now that we were all so friendly I saw her sister attending to her with vein injection.
That week end as we were all talking in our usual meeting spot someone asked about me, I said telling about me might worry you more so let’s talk something interesting; I saw a curious face in her.
When we met the next day her first question was about me may be she did not sleep the previous night; she was unaware that I did not get to sleep for past 2 weeks.
I told her few things and mentioned I had a divorce within weeks of my marriage. She was not shocked she went inside later her sister came out hearing sat close to me and mentioned as if answering my question about her sister that she has cancer in her limbs.
Suddenly the next week she became weak and fragile. Somehow in the due course I fell in love with her, I don’t know if it was sympathy. Then on I cleaned her, fed her, gave medicines took the daily coarse from her sister and started doing everything .I am basically humorous I read out stories for her in the evenings, spent long nights talking she would ask me to stay longer. When her sister had her most wanted break all these days seeing me she started to admire me slowly for the person I am.
We all friends meet in the evenings nowadays I take the centre stage I talk so friends around me laugh out loud but you know my intention, I check without making it obvious from the corner of my eye if she was laughing.
One day her sister asked me if I am interested in her sister I did not tell anything just left and the same day in spite of her contagious cancer we made love.
The next meeting with all our friends; I was a bit late in reaching do you know who was on the centre stage glowing and talking out loud? It was her. I was shocked! All she needed was a companion we continued that way all the way.
Its 3 in the morning
I drive an average not so expensive but stylish car I am a 6 footer not so fair always with stubbles but very handsome any one will have a second look any one who sees me would consider me as a guy with not so friendly attitude actually it’s the opposite.
I live a life in a very shady neighbourhood. I work from home a computer geek and extremely good at interacting and making friends. I walk every day morning to get cigarette though I could buy a pack and save it at home.
One day as I was walking casually being myself dressed in a blue jean and white T shirt my favourite costume and colour. I saw a girl standing in one of the houses there in the car park no car was parked there and for sure she is new to our neighbourhood and may be a new tenant. She was talking in her phone smiling and she was dressed in a nightwear which was light blue in colour, her eyes were pale and she was a hazel eyed person I would not explain her as beautiful but I felt something unusual about her normally I would not fall for a beautiful girl or definitely will not give even a second look if a girl considers herself an “angel on streets” this one was so different she was Ms.Cool and was so natural. I was excitingly sure that it was not her lover she was talking to; I do not know how I knew that.
Her looks as I recall she had a small bun of hair tied high on the back it was light brown in colour, long neck good complexion, high cheek bones, and totally thin face with a prominent jaw line she reminded me of Angelina Jolie in the movie ‘Salt’ after the long chase scene. She had no hear rings she had her right wrist tied with white band aid and that is it I am able to recall or I was able to absorb rest was behind the compound wall and hardly it was minutes that I went past her.
I got my cigarettes and with complete confidence that I am going to see her I walked back but in vain I slowed down to get a glimpse but no notice.
The same evening there were so many modern motorcycles parked outside her gate I was so curious to know who she was; I walked by a couple of times and there was lot of guys and girls with wine glasses in hand occasionally coming out to throw the cigarette butt with loud ending statements in good English.
The next feeling was I was sitting inside her house averagely furnished but neat she came out I got myself introduced and she was looking even more pale and weak. She asked me to join her and that she would introduce me to her group of friends and it seemed she stays there with her sister and nobody else.
That day evening we all were sitting in a common place under a huge tree it was very cold, appeared like a hill station we all took turns to talk at no point the group was silent and all were genuinely interested in the other. After many failed attempts to talk I started talking about a recent love affair I had had on which I proposed a girl; I also mentioned tall guys could be easily misunderstood as if they are showing off, whereas short once to show there macho image or carry them hot has to put their shoulders back walk with their butt pushed back and everyone laughed as I enacted; even she had a slight smile just behind her I saw a stern face staring ; he was a short person I generally apologised for having insulted and mentioned ‘nothing personal’. She has fallen for me maybe that is what I felt.
I was in her house later someday lighting a smoke she was unwell her sister came out and was talking with me her sister was stunning that was the general comment, I did not look at her that way she seemed to be a pretty girl very fair and polite to me.
Overall I was able to understand there was something untold to me that everyone in the group knows. One day when I rushed in to her house now that we were all so friendly I saw her sister attending to her with vein injection.
That week end as we were all talking in our usual meeting spot someone asked about me, I said telling about me might worry you more so let’s talk something interesting; I saw a curious face in her.
When we met the next day her first question was about me may be she did not sleep the previous night; she was unaware that I did not get to sleep for past 2 weeks.
I told her few things and mentioned I had a divorce within weeks of my marriage. She was not shocked she went inside later her sister came out hearing sat close to me and mentioned as if answering my question about her sister that she has cancer in her limbs.
Suddenly the next week she became weak and fragile. Somehow in the due course I fell in love with her, I don’t know if it was sympathy. Then on I cleaned her, fed her, gave medicines took the daily coarse from her sister and started doing everything .I am basically humorous I read out stories for her in the evenings, spent long nights talking she would ask me to stay longer. When her sister had her most wanted break all these days seeing me she started to admire me slowly for the person I am.
We all friends meet in the evenings nowadays I take the centre stage I talk so friends around me laugh out loud but you know my intention, I check without making it obvious from the corner of my eye if she was laughing.
One day her sister asked me if I am interested in her sister I did not tell anything just left and the same day in spite of her contagious cancer we made love.
The next meeting with all our friends; I was a bit late in reaching do you know who was on the centre stage glowing and talking out loud? It was her. I was shocked! All she needed was a companion we continued that way all the way.
Comedy SMS In Circulation - Prayer By Every True Indian Victim
The short message service (SMS) is often the best and smart way to communicate. On the lighter side, it is also a means to share a smile. Therefore, many creative brains tend to come up with SMS and keep sending them across. Now, one such SMS has become a hit among the mobile users.
The message reads-
“Dear lord, you took away my favorite actor - Shammi kapoor. You took my favorite actress- Parveen Babi. You took my favorite dancer- Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know that my favorite politicians are: Sonia Gandhi, Kapil Sibal, Digvijay Singh, Sharad Pawar, Manish Tiwari, Lalu Yadav, Kalmadi, A Raja, Mayawati & company and Rahul Gandhi!!”
The essence of the SMS doesn’t require much thought and it goes to show how citizens of our country look at the politicians. Of course, this will not pluck a hair from the members in the list but one can imagine how they would react if they get the same SMS on their mobile.
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